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My Friend Friday: Awesome Hippie Chick Emily McKay! (& Freebie Friday!)

TODAY WE’RE CHATTING with my favorite Hippie Chick from Peanutbutteronmykeyboard.com author, and awesome Mojito Cupcake maker, Emily McKay! I’ve known Emily since back in the day when we could both get away with wearing two-piece swimsuits and spend more time … Continue reading

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Move over Miss America, in Texas, we got a Sausage Queen . . .

“WHY IS DAD riding around with a girl on his car?” The Princess wanted to know.   We were watching the Miss America Pageant, and she was going through old photos, looking for the picture of me in my first … Continue reading

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Dog TV–a cable channel devoted to turning your pooch into a couch potato…

OKAY, I ADMIT it. I have dvds of colorful, flitting birds for the cat, and I play Mozart for the dogs. We used to do this at the vet clinic to prevent anxiety, and it works . . . moderation. … Continue reading

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Spring Cleaning: Sucks less with Tiara & Tequila (and super cute kitchen stuff!)

I HAVE ALWAYS had a thing for tiaras. Ever since I won my first little crown at three-years-old, I’ve been hooked.   I have dozens of sparkly little crowns stockpiled from my youth and tucked all over the ¬†when I’m … Continue reading

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Somewhere between a Bone Head & a Wiener Hole . . .

THIS YEAR BEFORE CHRISTMAS, I got this nifty little recorder that translates clunky old VHS to DVD, then to flash drive. The idea was to surprise the Steps with a sort of video scrapbook of their Wonder Years.   So … Continue reading

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Since when did Christmas get so Grinchy? Best Buy, I'm talkin' to you!

SINCE WHEN DID Santa deserve to get his ass kicked, and I’d like to know what genius at Best Buy got paid to make the Jolly Old Elf feel like a loser? Even Chap said, “What the hell? What did … Continue reading

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A Crimp in The Princess's Plan to Pimp her Locker

“YOU WANT TO do what?” Chap asked The Princess, then he turned around and looked at me like I had something to do with it. “Pimp my locker,” The Princess repeated. “Settle down,” I told him, “she just wants to … Continue reading

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