Tag Archives: Funny

Naked at Wal-Mart . . . bad, bad kitty

Posted on December 22, 2012 by admin

LAST NIGHT WAS the first night of my new life–pretty damn scary. I’m broke, not sure what I’m gonna do, but I’m writing again, I can breathe for the first time in a long time, I’m sad and lonely but … Continue reading →

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The Holiday Armadillo strikes again. And this time he broke my nose . . .

Posted on November 30, 2012 by admin

NO YOUR EYES do not deceive you. The Holiday Armadillo broke my nose. And blacked my eye. And cracked a rib. We were out at the ranch for Thanksgiving, and everything was hunky dory. We left Tues. evening with Bodhi … Continue reading →

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Name That Smell (& 12 Ways To Beef Up Your Money-Making Blog)

Posted on July 29, 2012 by admin

I’M BACK FROM Houston and almost rested having been  up all night with Mama, Brother and four of his five chit-lens, whom I love, but for whom I am certain are the reason God invented 5 Hour Energy, which I … Continue reading →

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Using the good towels on the cat this 4th of July . . . what Chap doesn't know won't hurt him

Posted on July 4, 2012 by admin

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” Chap asked as I stacked towels behind, beneath and around the door, and even stacked more towels in Atticus’s little cubby-bed.   “What does it look like I’m doing?” I said. “I’m getting the cat ready … Continue reading →

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What does Pixar know that I don't? A lot of things . . . rewrites & the 22 Things

Posted on June 25, 2012 by admin

I’VE BEEN BANGING my brains out on revisions, and why they aren’t working, and when that happens, I  often turn to the masters. While re-reading JK Rowling, I realized, duh, foreshadowing is important. I’m also re-reading Robert B. Parker, who … Continue reading →

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Feel me up, TSA–put on your big girl panties and deal with it

Posted on June 20, 2012 by admin

OKAY, I’VE DONE some stupid stuff in my life, but it’s usually because I didn’t think it through and most of the time I can’t find my own butt without both hands and a flashlight, but feeling up a Transportation … Continue reading →

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Brushing your cat's teeth for fun and profit . . .

Posted on June 8, 2012 by admin

SO IT TURNS out, according to my kindly neighborhood veterinarian–who is probably a comedian in another life, that I’m supposed to be brushing Atticus the Ninja Kitty’s teeth. The cat routinely munches lizard tails, but lately, he’s broadened his palate … Continue reading →

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Dog TV–a cable channel devoted to turning your pooch into a couch potato…

Posted on April 26, 2012 by admin

OKAY, I ADMIT it. I have dvds of colorful, flitting birds for the cat, and I play Mozart for the dogs. We used to do this at the vet clinic to prevent anxiety, and it works . . . moderation. … Continue reading →

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The only thing scaring Chap this year is The Princess's costume . . .

Posted on October 27, 2011 by admin

FOR THE PAST two weeks, The Princess has been practically foaming at the  mouth when she gets home, wondering if the mail has come, if I was sure I checked, and did her dad ever get the mail? While her entreaties did send off a … Continue reading →

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Gearing up for the e-book release!

Posted on July 26, 2011 by admin

So, I got the rights back for my first three books, and I’m taking the plunge into e-books–the first thing is to re-do my cover, so here it is–Ta Da! What do y’all think? Next, I’m going through and reformatting … Continue reading →

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