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Sexy Mrs. Claus suits are flammable & other worthwhile lessons for the Holidays

WITH EACH CHRISTMAS, I seem to learn something new. Last year, it was to just go ahead and pin the receipt to my sister-in-law’s gift, because she’s going to ask for it, even if it’s something straight off her list. … Continue reading

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The answer is: Tin Foil. You’re welcome. And also, the cat is pissed . . .

HOLY CATFISH, WHAT a busy week, what with getting NaNoWriMo in under the wire and baking my happy ass off–btw, if you ever wanted to know how to make a pumpkin pie without burning the edge (and yes, smarty pants, … Continue reading

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Go ahead. Pet my belly. I dare you . . .

I WANTED TO take a moment and thank everyone for prayers for my sister. She’s got some serious health issues, and I don’t know how long she’ll be in the hospital. So, I’m doing my duty–as a good sister–to keep … Continue reading

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Fish Fry & the Kitty Version of getting riled up, kickin’ over the chairs and takin’ home the waitress…

SO FRIDAY NIGHT, we made sixty pounds of venison burgers, and cut up and breaded only 10 pounds of fish (instead of the usual 100 pounds), because the Saturday fish fry wasn’t ours this time, but we pitched in to … Continue reading

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Animals at my funeral? You betcha…

“I’M NOT BRINGING your dog to your funeral,” Chap told me Saturday after I went to a memorial where the man’s daughter and granddaughter brought all three of his dogs. ME: Why not? I took Mayaca, my dad’s wolf to … Continue reading

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Yes, your cat is trying to kill you. And now there’s scientific proof…

A BRITISH SCIENTIST claims that after 30 years of study, he knows what your cat is thinking: Your cat thinks you are a fellow cat. A much bigger, much slower, much stupider cat. Tell us something we don’t know. This … Continue reading

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Fishing for Ichabod: The cats don’t approve

LAST NIGHT I got the fishing pole and Chap said, “Fish for dinner tonight?” I said, “Yes, but don’t get excited, I’m fishing for Ichabod.” “You’re fishing for a bird? Seriously?” “Yes, and you’re welcome to join me–he’s really hungry.” … Continue reading

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