Worst Father's Day gifts ever–because Pay Back's a mo-fo

BILL COSBY USED to do a funny bit on the difference between Mother’s Day and Father’s Day–with kids going all out with heart-felt gifts for Mama while buying a six pack for Dad and drinking half of it on the way home.

Though, I have to say, I’ve had my fair share of crappy gifts, for Mother’s Day, birthday and Christmas (including a pair of Mop Slippers, and a $50 check that bounced).

So, if Mr. Not Quite Right in the Head has ever jumped the gift giving shark and given you a pair of Snuugies, Father’s Day is the perfect time to repay the favor . . .

1. Kleen Stride Shoes. Did some jerk buy you Mop Slippers from the Mother’s Day Gift Guide?  Well, here’s the male version of those shoes! Have him do some sweeping of his own and apparently there is even an attachable plow.  Purchase on Amazon for under $10!

2. Head Spa. Just like Mom deserved something more than a serial killer “rejuvenating” face mask, Dad should get something better than this too.  The head spa is, well, ridiculous.  If Dad deserves a massage, you can probably get one at a nice spa for the same cost as this poorly rated item. Plus you’ll save him from looking like a tool, unless that’s you’re goal, and if so, purchase here on Amazon.

3. Flair Hair Visors, Bandanas, and accessories. If your guy is going bald and driving you nuts obsessing about it, before wasting a wad of cash on a membership in the Hair Club for Men, invest in an economical  Flair Hair Visor and Bandana. Now Dad (and you) can enjoy thick, natural looking hair in the latest styles as seen in The Jersey Shore–The Mullett coming soon . . . Purchase right from the Flair Hair website.

And . . .

5.  Beer Belt. The perfect accessory for that beer belly . . .