Monthly Archives: April 2015

When Good Writers Go Bad: I’d like a ton of money, and that Nigerian Prince isn’t coming through

SO I’M BACK up and running today, despite the fact that Chap is home and rearranging the entire house. For more on surviving Home Improvement adventures, click here . . . And so, finally, back to writing. Writing doesn’t always … Continue reading

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Got your Dick Pic. I’ll be right over . . .

A WRITER BUDDY of mine just got her first Dick Pic. Congratulations–You’ve finally hit the “Big” time! Some guy apparently read her book,decided the hero was based on him, unzipped and redirected Siri to his junk. It’s kind of a … Continue reading

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Update: Cat-Killing Vet & Her Mama–The apple doesn’t fall far from the worm

IF I’D HAVE KNOWN¬† you can get away with a crime by tellin’ the sheriff, Um. Yeah. I don’t wanna talk about it, (Dr. Kristen Lindsey the cat killing veterinarian’s excuse for not going down to the station to give … Continue reading

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Oprah’s issue with 50 Shades was not that it was poorly written . . .

SO, I’M WORKING ON something completely different. I got the idea when Oprah’s biggest complaint about 50 Shades was not that it was poorly written, not that it started out as fan fic, and not that it was based on … Continue reading

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Killer Texas Veterinarian needs a whole different kinda *bow*–latest on cat-killing Texas Twit

EVEN IN TEXAS, there’s a limit to crazy, and Veterinarian Kristen Lindsey hit that limit. Hard. Don’t get me wrong–we don’t mind a little crazy, and in fact, encourage it. I hear up North, they lock their crazy folk in … Continue reading

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5 Simple Things You Can Do For Earth Day *every day*

WE’RE GOING TO get back our regularly scheduled nonsense (and no nonsense–an update on Tiger, the assassinated kitty tomorrow), but today, I wanna tell you what I’m doing for Earth Day in 5 easy things you can do today and … Continue reading

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Yes. Even in Texas, it’s wrong to take a bow and arrow to a house cat . . .

EVERYBODY I KNOW in Texas has a Gun Cabinet, which, for the non-ammosexuals out there is a piece of furniture with the sole purpose of housing one’s fire arms (Except my gay friend Bobby, and he has a Gun Armoire) … Continue reading

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