Monthly Archives: July 2012

Suck it up, Tweety: Why you should be tweeting . . .

IF BREVITY IS the soul of wit, Twitter is the pipeline–and proof that you can be funny–and reach a bigger audience–in just 140 characters, so much so that Martin wrote   a best selling book about his funny tweets and … Continue reading

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Bless Your Heart (or damn you to hell & back): Southern Belle Speak 101

WHILE I WAS giving a little talk in Washington DC, I was telling a story ’bout my ex-husband, bless his heart, which prompted a plump little blue-haired Yankee lady with cheeks as round and rosy as a china berry to … Continue reading

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Name That Smell (& 12 Ways To Beef Up Your Money-Making Blog)

I’M BACK FROM Houston and almost rested having been  up all night with Mama, Brother and four of his five chit-lens, whom I love, but for whom I am certain are the reason God invented 5 Hour Energy, which I … Continue reading

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Yes Savanna, your Mama really was funny . . . & how "Pass the Tortillas!" became a Family Battle cry

SO HERE IS where I was going to post a picture of, Becks, my sister-in-law doing a spot-on imitation of my brother (her husband at the time) doing The Farmer Dance–a goofy little dance my brother used to do when … Continue reading

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CARE TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE FOR A LITTLE DICKENS?: Top 10 Best Bookstore Pickup Lines

JUST GOT BACK from Sugar Land and both Bodhi and I are draggin ass. Seriously. I am so tired even my hair hurts, and my muscles feel as if I’ve been stricken with polio. And while I’m getting back on … Continue reading

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Family: You might as well laugh. It's cheaper than bail . . .

THE BEST THING about Sugar Land, Texas is . . .  well only good thing about Sugar Land, is family. There. I said it. I love my family, and I love spending time with them and we don’t do it … Continue reading

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Belly chains and hip scarves: Letting it all hang out in Houston

AS MAIN STREET Mom & Pops go belly up all over America, seems the only way you can tell you’re in a different part of the state is by the crap they sell over at the HEB—that’s Texas for super-size … Continue reading

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